Satire

My pet peeves are people getting furious by really small things or incidents, constantly annoying and lecturing me about useless information, people being nosy, and Facebook spamming/stalking. These traits are generated from the annoyance created from constant annoyance, for example, spamming and annoying lectures are all caused because of the enormous quantity.

Once upon a time, there is a monster in the Banana Kingdom. The monster's name is unknown and people usually referred to him as the Master of Annoyance, Moa for short. Moa's greatest talent is that he could annoy people to an extreme that the target will explode into ashes. On a regular Sunday, Moa would roam through the kingdom, rubbing crap and urinating on people's walls. However, today was not a regular Sunday, the Banana King XII has spoken and had paid a huge amount of money to Apple Mercenaries to destroy Moa. During the first wave of attack, Moa wiped out a whole town during the battle, he unleashed a cry of nonsense that destroyed buildings, people, and toilets. He caused massive damage and he thinks the people of the kingdom deserved it. When the second wave came, the mercenaries tied him up and break every single bone in his body. Moa yelled in agony and instantly killed 3 people. When the Banana King issued the death penalty, Moa burst into rage and condemned the king for making an unfair judgement of punishing innocent citizen, namely, himself. Then, Moa was executed.